Suck It

I kinda thought the first needle going through my vaginal wall and into my ovaries would be for my egg retrieval.

Nope. It's going for a cyst. I'll be under on Versed, which is a good thing, since otherwise I'd probably ask to see the "discharge" (or whatever they call it), and I might very well spit on it too.

Which is to say, the monster cyst on my left ovary is gone, but the one on the right is still hanging out at 3cm. I'm having it aspirated Wednesday. I'm more upset at having to miss work (they're going to fire me one of these days--it's a small business so no FMLA or anything to protect me) than anything. I was pretty much expecting to have to do this, what with the way my ovaries have behaved the past 4-5 months.

I just hope my stupid insurance company covers any of it.

The things we do...