Shit got real in the Frat House, y'all. One of them bad feti (and I suspect Itsy, due to proximity to cervix) smuggled a switch blade in and has been using it to STAB ME IN THE VAGINA. Or thereabouts.
My doctorsister claims this is called "round ligament pain" and is completely normal, but I think she underestimates my peeps.
I didn't really care one way or the other (shocking, I know) about male circumcision but now, oh NOW, if one or both or these naughties is male, they so totally have it coming. You stab me in the privates, that sort of thing comes back around, you know?
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Ouch! Other good revenge is merciless tickling once they come out.
Ouch! It's a switch-blade-stabbing by Itsy. Gotta wonder what Bitsy's got up his/her sleeve :)
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