Friday, December 3, 2010

You Can't Make an Omelette Without Breaking a Few Eggs

...inside my cervix.

Which is to say, I've been having eggwhite cervical mucus since, oh, about November 15th. I think it's safe to say that my cyst is just a tad functional. Oh, and that the Lupron, of course, isn't doing its damn job.

I've got maybe 2 days left of Lupron. I was supposed to stay on it until I got my period (at my current dose of 20IUs), but I really don't want to shell out another $131.70 for yet another vial of that evil substance. So, pretty sure I won't. I put a call into the nurses (they love me, yes indeedy) saying, and I paraphrase, "so if I stop shooting this fucking substance into my gut, nothing bad will happen, right? See you in January."

I don't understand why they haven't returned my call.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, that made me laugh out loud. Sorry your cyst isn't cooperating.

Unknown said...

Classic, thanks for keeping it real with your dry funnies :)